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Thursday, November 17, 2005

SNAPPED ON THE WAY TO WORK TODAY


NO PRESSURE HERE
It's just that I feel that since I bought you this Acura SUV, it's only fair that you reciprocate. This car cost a lot of money and I had to talk to strangers. You know how private I am. It's not easy for me to deal with society the way the rest of the world does. Anyway, my point is I think it's only fair that since I bought you this car that you should do something for me. I've given it a lot of thought and decided that while you are on this earth, you should publicly pledge your allegiance to me. OK?


THE RALSTON RULES
Oh, sure. There are lots of places you can have your hair done in North Hollywood. Anyone can wash, rinse, cut and blow. But that's not what Kurt Ralston's about. Kurt Ralston's got his own set of rules. Rules about freedom of expression and freedom of choice. And when you set foot in Kurt Ralston's, well, you best be prepared to play by those rules. Because at Kurt Ralston's, you don't get a hairdo. You get an experience. The Kurt Ralston experience.


THE DOCTOR'S DEMISE
After the hearing and dismissal, Dr. Jeanns had no choice but to change careers.

1 Comments:

At 11/18/2005 6:50 AM, DasGort said...

Those are all very funny.

What a romantic way to put that license plate. You will mate with me as long as we can...you know, mate.

 

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