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The actor who played Conan the Barbarian is also the Governor of California.

Gas costs three dollars a gallon, we're at war with the oil producers and yet every day I'm surrounded on the freeway by gi-normous cars with names like Armada and Hummer.

The woman who anchors the local news here in Los Angeles delivers the news standing in a mini skirt, stilettoes, and healthy cleavage and is also the host of a game show called So You Think You Can Dance.

It's a world gone mad. And now there's this.

The company I work for sends out marketing material through the US Postal System. This week we received a "Prohibitory Order" because someone found the envelope that contained one of our pieces offensive. Here's the letter...

Now check out the envelope that the person objected to.