MEMORABLE MOMENTS OF THIS WEEK'S VISIT TO BOSTON

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DEVIANT MOMENT
As I stood in Harvard Square, an earnest looking young man approached me and asked if I knew where the Harvard School of Divinity was.

"Hell, no," I said.

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DISCRIMINATORY MOMENT
Brother-in-law John has long hair. He, sister Jackie, Cindy and I went out to a nice restaurant. After we enjoyed a basket of pre-dinner bread, John asked for another. The waitress told him they were out of bread. For the next hour and a half we saw bread not only being served throughout the restaurant, but tossed about carelessly, handed out to passersby on the sidewalk, used for an impromptu game of bocci, juggled by a trio of little people, and set alight atop the birthday cake for little Tyler at the table next to ours. And on our way out we passed a HUGE BIN OF BREAD.

FAVA discriminates against people with long hair and is therefore quite lame.
(Damn good eats, though).

Check out John's band, The Peacheaters.

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CLOSURE MOMENT
Nephew Henry took pity on me and my final night of trick-or-treating and gave me a Hershey's bar. Nice. Henry is aces with me.