THE CITY IS TURNING US INTO WHITE TRASH!!!
To make room for the new couch we had to put the old one on the back deck. We thought that was very white trash. That is until two nights ago when we put it on the street in front of our house. Now that's ghetto. The city told us to pout it there before six AM and that they would pick it up during the day. I snuck off to work in the morning and returned that evening to see the couch still sitting in front of the house. Our neighborhood is very low-key and I've seen many other couches in front of many other houses so it's not a big deal, but it's still embarrassing as hell. It sure looks bad. Plus, someone must have had some interest in the cushions because the covers have been removed. WEIRD!!!